Thursday, April 13, 2006

Easter

Easter, when Jesus dressed up in a giant bunny suit and gave chocolate to the lepers.

And so I will mark this day casting spells at the Label gallery. Summoning the Bunny demon to guide our band. Oh sacred egg-laying rabbit, we beseech you. Enter our consecrated circle and use our barbaric amateur ragtag out of tune and rythem band as a vehicle for your deliciously addictive and fattening msg taste and pastel hued consumerist market driven harmony. Allowing us all to rise again together in the name of Louis Riel and break down babylon walls like how Jesus walked on water and when all his buddies were having a party and they didn't have any more booze he magically turned their water barrels into kegs of lucky lager in the name of Jah Rastafari.

2 Comments:

Blogger Anita said...

Could you cast a spell to make all the sleazy guys stay away from me?

7:32 AM  
Blogger CaptainGoldStar said...

ABRACADABRA

10:31 PM  

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