Wednesday, July 14, 2010

sproink

To Ye folkens del alpha y omega

hi guys i miss you
the festival was perfect as usual
Id hate to brag
but we are beautiful

here s some letters I found in the scram when I woke up from folk fest

letter to jedi master:

jedi master,

This message may sound confused and I apologize for such. But truly I just spent a most magnificant weekend at the festival and my kundalini has never ever been so happy go-lucky proud.

Sorry to gush, but now and here I must pay to you the utmost of acknowledgements for the trandscendental training you bestowed upon me during my most transformative years. Alchemaically, yourself and your retinue of outstanding players (our freinds and training partners) were the scourging fire to my burgeoning, base metal. 

Thanks.


may the force be with you

Letter to Titania

The Pleasure is all mine milady. and yers
Cheers to the Lady of the Lake and all her retinue
Everything worked out

The pyramid has a permanant home overlooking lake winnipeg, Im scheming to build another wider level maybe out of something that can grow. Building underground levels, winterizing, solar panels, hay bales, ground water heating, wind turbines, bat cave, dilithium crystal, gigantic portrait of the queen, alignment with the four directions, Louis Riel is buried underneath and his ressurection is due in 2012.

Which reminds me, I feel we should collaborate on an assingment for 2012 to celebrate the prophecy of King Louis:

my people will sleep for one hundred years, and when they awaken, it will be the Artists who give them their spirit back.

Im sure you ve heard some of the mumbo jumbo surrounding the date december 21 2012 circulating and gestating around the interdimensional interweb and elsewhere. All Poppycok Im sure you will agree. But why not capitalize on this tidal wave of attention with an intergalactic equinox party of truly
chip and pepper magnitude right here in the centre of the world 
WINNIPEG MANITOBA CANADA.

Multi day, art expo, fashion show, craft sale, rock concert, rave party, red river rebellion, ballet, darts etc.

It seems early to begin preperation but my  beloved, I say nay, the time is exactly right. 
first 2 objectives: Very soon we need to have the location nailed down and a superslick call for submissions-invitation sent out to the fairierealm ambbasadors and beyond.

What do you and all those sacred earthen and aetherial spirits think about this idea?

My name is Andrew but my freinds call me nij and the gods call me the Smoky Tiger

return this message to my good astral messenger kitty yukdugu s neck in reply

I wish you and yers nothing but the sincerest of respect.

Letter from God:

Congrats on the prize! I'm hoping everything worked out. let me know if it got out ot you or what needs to be done to make it happen. We can talk more about your ideas of what you'd like to do to colaborate. I'm happy someone who can apprrciate our work now has a peice of it.

I Found this message scrawled in glowstick ink in the bathroom

poem festival 2012:
for titania
walked to folk fest
solved the riddle of the pyramids
meditated on the sacred pope stone for 5 hours
saw every fire pixie dance
witnessed sun rise from popes hill 6 days straight
sobbed buckets at the words -rise again- during finale
lost my shit, then found it better than it was before
gave gumbi water
didnt cross the streams (until the marshmellow man came)
got my moccasins dirty
scared Andrew Neville with barret s privateers 
found the secret REAL shady grove
announced the True Leprechaun King s arrival on the hill (oberon)
dispelled 9 death knights w sonicheavenlyvibrations (softies on the inside)
almost got duped by 7 yr old boy to pay 25c rental fee for devil sticks
saw boba fett
8 year old boy swinging 50 feet up over a crowd of folks
stole the missing hieroglyphic bricks from the trading post (hoarders)
found the helm of awe (pink eared black bear with matching pink puffies)
lost the sacred box of the eye of ra (finders keepers losers weepers)
sung so pure that the whole camprground could here (even the quieters)
brad roberts has an enormous head (great job, yer always welcome buddy)
Levon!
joined the leaugue of champions, and the owl society
rolled down popes hill 13 times 
obeyed the code
found a lance
discussed 2012 with Basil and a drunk guatamalan who wanted to fight me 
realized the actual nature of space and time (what they said was true)
all of history culminates RIGHT NOW
holy lord of clowns and jesters
warped to level 8
parked the scram in the tow away zone for 5 days straight
9 poutines
remained yer humble servant
was accompanied by only the best (you know who you are)
56

brought to you by
the letter ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR











Holy Dinah Guys. I would expect to feel a headach after all this festing but actually I feel pretty good.
Off to bed. 

signing off
goldstar

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